Beartrap - Chapter Two

Amidst the doom and gloom. Trickles of happiness still sprouted upon the rotten land. It was a fine morning at the local temple. Where the deacons were cooking macoroni stew with milk, vegetables and chicken. All the children with their cheeky red cheeks lined up for breakfast.

"And for you little girl, DICK WAD AND SPERM STEW!"

"You're so funny mister hahaha"

then all the other children had their share of innocent laughter as well. "Who's idea was it to let dirty-mouth Voronoi help with the children?" said one deaconess.

Voronoi was a good man with nothing but goodness in his heart. But he suffered a mental illness called Tourette syndrome where he cannot control his impulse to say lewd things. Pretty much like hiccup, but every hic crushes his self-esteem to a pulp.

"I HOPE YOU GROW BIG TITS ONE DAY LITTLE GIRL" shouted Voronoi.

"Hey Noi! Just get out of here, you're poisoning these kids' minds"

"oh... ok.. BITCH"

"What'ya fuckin' say!?"

And poor Voronoi ran like his life depended on it.

Along the way, he saw a hunched-back old hag with shaking knees. She was crossing the road where monster powered carriages come and go. "Let me help granny" he said with a bright smile "Oh, I can't believe there are still young men like you, thank you young man" But while they were still in the middle of the road.. "YOU GOT SOGGY TITS GRANNY! SOGGY SOGGY SOGGY SOGGY SOGGY SOGGY SOGGY SOGGY SOGGY SOGGY" And the old lady swat his mouth with her cane "You're just like the rest of them, scram! I dont need your help!"

Voronoi walked away with swelling lips, but then he saw his friend Dondon carrying three sacks of rice. "Hey Dondon! Need help with that?"

"Yeah I could use some help, here you can take this smaller sack"

Voronoi's not much of a talkative guy, but it sure felt awkward not to say anything, so he asked questions like "how are you" and they had a little small talk till they reached Dondon's house.

"MY DICK IS BIGGER"

"Ho ho, really? we'll see about that later hehe"

Dondon knocked gladly at his door eager to see his wife again.

"Oh hello! Looks like we got a visitor today" said Dondon's wife in a sweet voice.

"WOWOW BIG TITS"

"Oh my.. that sounds flattering"

"Shut up Noi..." Dondon passive-aggressively said.

"I WANT TO MILK 'EM MILK 'EM MILK 'EM"

"Oh my.. stop Noi hahaha"

"C'mon Noi... Shut up..." Dondon warned the second time.

"MILK MY DICK TO!! MILK MY DICK TOO!!"

"Hey Noi.. Here's something to shut you up"

Voronoi was smacked in the nose by a fist that can carry three sacks of rice, and it really fuckin' hurt. Dondon beat the living shit out of Voronoi. He felt the weight of each punch, and it felt even more painful when it was a blow on the rib or gut. But what hurts him more was the thought that.. it from his own friend.

"Dondon stop! You know Noi right? He didn't mean what he said!"

"But he disrespected you love! I just couldn't let it pass"

"Noi, I'm really sorry, please go home and.. try to stay away from Dondon for a few days, so he can cool off his head"

And Voronoi left with a sad thought that.. even his own friend don't understand him..

On the once was beautiful sea shore, The sand burried piles of bones will make you wonder, "From what animal fuck did this came from?" The hopeless crimson sky looked beautiful from here. Who knew you'd still find bliss in despair.

This here is Voronoi's pondering spot, where he ponders about how worthless he is. But sometimes this is his fap cave. It may not be a cave, but it sure does feel good to fap out in the open. He just digs a little hole in the sand and squirt it all out. But it only makes his pondering worse after.

Today is different, Voronoi is too sad to fap today. He just wants to sit like an emo, hands on his knees. And ponder even more and more deeper.

Just when he thought he could have peace. Someone tapped his shoulder.

"Hey Noi! Why you so down today?" Then the storms in his stomach were suddenly blown away. And fireflies with tailing lights flew inside him, filling him with warmth. It was his girl-crush, she's voronoi's "temple-mate" or fellow volunteer at the local temple.

"Hey Minchi, no, this is nothing, I'm fine really"

"Fine when I came?"

"Yeah.. you're right.. thanks for being here VAGINA FLOSS"

"ahahahahaha sometimes I dont know if you're just pretending or not haha. Sorry, sorry, I was just kidding"

Those genuine laughs makes him want to laugh as well, laugh at himself, and laught at his thoughts.

"So let me rephrase my question, why you so down in the dumps?"

"I'm not any use to anyone, I mess everything up. I really wanted to help people, but it seems.. people don't want it from me"

"You have one heck of a big heart Noi, the biggest one I've ever seen"

All of Voronoi's sorrows banished in an instant. But unfortunately, he always ends up screwing every good moments like this.

"I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU SO HARD GIRL"

And tears began to drip from her eyes..

"Please stay away from me, I'm just a good for nothing TITTY FUCK"

"Noi! No, I was just shocked! I completely understand"

But Voronoi ran to the ends of the world, he wanted to reach the very ends of it, as if the world was flat. He just wants to jump out of this world and into the void. He just wants to disappear forever.

But thugs blocked his way to pop his bubble of a delusion.

"Hey there Noi ol' buddy ol' pal"

"I heard you had a very lewd mouth, Well.. I have a favor, can you say something lewd for me?"

"Yeah we love to here you say lewd stuffs"

"Can you say, 'please cum on me! I want bukkakke'" said the man

"No I will not say it.. NO NUT NOVEMBER! NO NUT NOVEMBER! NO NUT NOVEMB-Aarggh!!"

Voronoi was jabbed in the gut in the middle of his tourettes.

"That's not what we wanted you to say you piece of shit!"

And the three thugs beat the living shit out of Voronoi. With so many painful blows in the body and in his face. He lied on the ground in pain. Then the thugs started kicking him non-stop until he started to cry.

"Please stop, it hurts.. it hurts.. FUCK! FUCK! I WANNA FUCK A BANANA TREE!" begged Voronoi.

"Spit it out then you stupid fuck!"

"Pleeeeaasse cum on meee.." *Snort

"I WANT BUKKAKKEEEEEE!!!!"

And he spoke the words the thugs wanted to hear in whining crying voice.

"You heard that boys? Noi said he wants some creampie!"

"Hehe let's give'im"

And the thugs took out their junks and started pumping.

"Oh fuck here it comes Noi"

"Yeah me too, I'll blow this to your face!"

"Hah! Last one to cum is a fucking noodle dick!"

Sooner or later, Voronoi was covered in cum like the ones you see in pornos. Voronoi was helpless and thought to himself that this was just another shitty day. It too will come to pass.

"Fuck! Something bit my ass!"

"Ah fuck me too! Shit it fucking hurts!"

Voronoi saw chains coming from beneath the earth.

"It's a fucking beartrap! How the fuck did these fucking beartraps got in here!?"

"Now.. Can you all say 'Yamete Kudasai' like the ones in fucking hentais?"

Under the light of the red moon stood a silhouette of man.

"What the fuck do you want!?"

"Say it!" He shouted. And he pluck one of the chains that goes to the ground, and the thugs shouted in agony.

"Ya.. Mete.. Kudasai!!"

"Louder pig!!"

And he plucked another chain like a guitar string.

And the thugs sang "Yamete Kudasai" like the girls in the fucking hentais. The mysterious guy released the grip of the beartraps and the thugs scrammed away screaming "You wont get away with this you sadistic fuck!"

Noi looked at his savior wondering why..

"You are Voronoi right? The dark sphere user?"

"How.. did you know?"

"Heard it from a stinky hobo"

The man reached out his hand to Noi.

"My name is Cleist. I have a mission in this world, it's up to you if you perceive it as good or evil, or whether you'll help me or not"

"But one thing is for sure, I need your help Voronoi.."

Voronoi never felt needed as he was now and so he grasped the man's hand.

The mysterious guy took that as a 'yes' to his offer

"One last question, do you watch anime?"

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