Beartrap - Chapter One

Dim sky, it's always been a dim sky ever since these motherfuckers showed up. That once was blue sky is now tinted bloodred starting from the horizon. Was this the end of mankind? wait I see something over the shards of civilization. Over the glass and bricks and dusts. Over the remains of man's former glory, of high towering towers.

Oh man we're fuckin' lost, where were we? Oh yeah, the twitching movement underneath the debris. And what's this? A hand rose up covered with grazes smeared with blood and wound. It was a woman, A milf I would say. She's somewhere around 25 I guess. With plump hips and tits, she'd give you a boner alright.

"My baby, my baby where are you my baby!?" cried the plump woman. Out of this lifeless nowhere, another sign of life cried clinging to existence. "Waahh wahhh wahhh" was the cry she heard. looking around, she saw it was just a crow doing backflips and harlem shakes making the sound. "Oh fuck-off you stupid bird!", she threw a stone and the bird flew away. But before the birdie flew to the far distance, it spoke with the voice of a man who sought nothing but world domination. "And where'd you think I learned that sound fuckin titty brain!?"

And the stupid girl knew the crow was right. and alas! she saw her baby! Her thicc legs were no use so she had to crawl with her elbows. slowly and slowly, while tumbling every rock with a pair of titty. finally she reached her baby.

But this was no happy reunion, no we don't do it here :) Out of nowhere came a man with an undeniable boner walking towards them. From walking like a cool anime dude, he began to breeze walk, then he jogged and finally he ran like a marathon runner.

Swinging his right leg backwards like a fucking FIFA retard, he gave a swift kick to the woman's shoulder. With her tits shaking at magnitude 9.5, she lost grip of her baby. "Who are you!? Please leave us alone! I beg you!" "I am here to kill your baby" spoke the mysterious man.

"You vile man! I will not let you harm that baby!" shouted a heroic voice of a man out of nowhere. And the hero ran with a swinging boner in his pants, to stop the evil man before it's too late. But thinking with his balls instead of his brain, He was smacked in the face while running.

"fucking show-off" and then he said "Now scram before I beat the shitty hero out of you!" And the supposedly brave man cowardly turned away and scrammed. But before leaving he felt the woman's honkers. After getting what he wants, he ran and said "I'm sorry my lady".

"You fucking pervert!"

"Hopeless and lawless times like these bring out the true color of every man. Now where were we? Oh right, kill the baby." "No please don't!!" without giving the woman a chance to tell a dramatic backstory like in some fucking anime. The man unsheathed his sword and swiftly pierced the baby in the heart.

"You heartless bastard! Go to hell!!" cried the woman in anger and grief. "My baby.. my precious baby.. he was too precious for this world full of shitty people like you!" "Hell is other people" (Sartre) The man twisted his sword clockwise and other way around, giving away a strange struggling cry at every turn. "Stop it! stop it! havent you had enough!?" "No.. Not yet.. This is part of my mission".

While the mysterious man continued to skewer his sword. The baby he stabbed began to transform to growing boils and blisters. Then it began to grow fast. With mandibles, pincers and bones.

Out came its arms covered with boils with spiky pincers ready to crush rib cages. And giant skeletal spider legs that looked like left overs from a platter of chicken wings. And thus! its hideous form is finished!

The monstrous child turned back and looked at his mother for the last time. With innocent looking eyes overflowing with tears. "baby.. I'm sorry.."

"DIIIIEEEEE!!" shouted the monster. The monster raised his pincer against the thicc woman. But before the monster could even lay his pincer.

"Man that fuckin' hurt! I need to recover fast"

"But the speed of my recovery isn't enough.. the mass of healing spirits must have changed again"

All this, the mysterious man thought to himself. He needed to check the mass of the wandering healing spirits around him and there is only one way to do it now, he squinted his eyes and what was once invisible can now be seen! He looked at all the healing spirits around him and weighed their mass in grams just by looking.

He then calculated the average mass of all wandering spirits he could see with his squinted eyes. He started by adding up all the numbers. 0.01g + 0.27g + 0.54g + 0.80g + 1.06g + 1.32g + 1.59g + 1.85g + 2.11g + 2.37g + 2.64g + 2.90g + 3.16g + 3.42g + 3.69g + 3.95g + 4.21g + 4.47g + 4.74g + 5.00g = 50.1g

After getting the sum, he then divided it by 20 which was the number of healing spirits he counted.

"50.1g divided by 20 is equals 2.505g, ok I got the middle number, now I need to get the smallest mass and the largest mass I can absorb.. fuck my bones hurt!" The mysterious man coughed up blood while doing his math quiz.

"healing spirits that are too big or too small is poisonous to my body and will slow down my recovery.. the smallest mass I must absorb is one standard deviation below the average and the biggest one must be one standard deviation above the mean.. of all situations, I forgot how to calculate the standard deviation!". The mysterious man grunted.

"Would've been better if the power system, we're as cool and simple as the isekai animes. Not like this where I have to do fucking statistics just to heal naturally, but no use complaining now, gotta think fast!"

"Alright let's do a guessing game, let's say the standard deviation is 1.4g"

"2.505g - 1.4g = 1.105g is the smallest mass I must intake.

2.505g + 1.4g = 3.905g is the biggest mass then."

After doing all his calculations, he invoked a command to set the values to his body's system.

"SET ABSORB MINIMUM HEALING SPIRIT 1.105g!"

"SET ABSORB MAXIMUM HEALING SPIRIT 3.905g!"

"Alright! my healing recovery is speeding up!"

After calculating beneath the thick smoke, the chains and beartraps gnawing the monster's claw pulled him out of the smoke and propelled him!

After carving a donut hole, the fiend remained unfazed and unbothered.

"I used too much mana on that attack! if I continue to use my beartraps like this, I will drain mana fast.. the MANA CONSUMPTION FUNCTION must have changed as well.. Of all the best time it chooses to shift, it's in the middle of battle! Curse this power system!"

The mysterious man aggressively complained on the back of his mind.

"I need to check the current MCF (Mana Consumption Function).."

The mysterious man took a deep breath and closed his eyes, he then put his finger on a dusty dark tinted glass and invoked a command..

"SELECT MANA CONSUMPTION FUNCTION"

And his hand and finger moved on it's own and started to write the MCF on the dusty glass!

"FUCK THIS SHIT! I will resort to guessing the minima or maxima!"

In this world, the power system uses mana as well to activate abilities. The MANA CONSUMPTION FUNCTION and the mass of healing spirits changes from time to time, just as temperature and weather changes in the natural order.

Just as how the man changed his ABSORB MINIMUM HEALING SPIRIT and ABSORB MAXIMUM HEALING SPIRIT, he can also change his POWER EMISSION. Setting the POWER EMISSION near the minima or maxima of the MCF will lessen mana consumption, and if the POWER EMISSION is exactly equal to the minima or maxima, abilities will cost zero mana! Abilities can be used without limits!

To get the minima or maxima of the MCF, the derivative of the MCF is needed and can be calculated by using Calculus. But yeah, fuck that shit for now! Let's get back to the action!

"Now let's start estimating!"

"SELECT MANA"

After invoking the command, he wrote the mana he have left on the dusty glass.

"1100 mana left, better make the estimates count"

"SET POWER EMISSION 150"

He then tried how much mana is consumed by attacking with his beartrap.. "Fuck this shit! that attack cost me 750 mana!"

With only 350 mana left, he made his second estimate.

"SET POWER EMISSION 450"

With his second attack, the mana cost was 100, and 250 mana left. "I'm getting close.. "

"Your attacks are futile human!" The monster shouted.

He proceeded with his 3rd estimate.

"SET POWER EMISSION 600"

With his third attack, the mana cost was 200, and 50 mana left. "I went too far! Let's make the number smaller.. This is most likely gonna be my last estimate.."

"SET POWER EMISSION 500"

With his fourth attack, the mana cost was zero! "I got the exact minima! it was right in front of me all this time!"

In frustration from the beartrap attacks, the monster boil baby grabs the thicc woman. "One more move and I'll split this woman in half! It'll be such a waste for such a fine woman don't you agree? Hehehe".

"Coco, what are you saying?" the mother cried in disbelief.. "That monster is no longer your child! Your child is long gone in the abyss! You are not obliged to be a single mother anymore!" The mysterious man explained.

"Now, drop your sword wanderer and don't move" the monster explained in a passive aggressive way. The monster's pincers slowly rips the woman's top clothes revealing more of her bossom.

All of a sudden, the man made a surprising move that startled the fiend. "I said no more fucking move!" And the pincers began to wound the woman. "Aaaahhh!!" And the woman moaned like a MILF. But to their surprise, the man just wanted to scratch his balls with his right hand and his back with his left. "My duty in this world are above all MILFS" he said.

High above the monster, he saw the eye of the boils. As they say, the best way to get rid of a boil is by piercing it's eye. He aimed his sword towards the eye and landed on top of it. Sinking his sword down, all the way to the scabbard.

Blood and puss came raining down like acid rain. The plump woman staring at the dim sky tinted with crimson red. "When is the sky going to be blue again" whispered the woman "When all the demon overlords are expelled from this world, The sky will turn blue with all it's sunshine and rainbows. When that day comes, I'll be watching every anime upon the face of the earth and hang out with every busty cosplayer chick I meet"

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